Sunday, November 13, 2011

November 13, 2008 - Sunday
Farm life has been busy - with my husband nursing a broken collar bone, I have had lots of adventures on our huge Massey Fergusen tractor.  I love driving it and doing things, which is some times a challenge.  But it is also scary at times as it is so powerful but that doesn't stop me. 

Autumn is full of colors this year.  The trees are incredible, red, orange, yellow, purple, lt green, brown and ready to shed all of their leaves with the first hard freeze.  In this life on the farm there are many things that are "just a part of life."  Flies (that is why grandma had a pie cabinet to keep the flies off), ticks (they don't go away until a hard freeze), praying for rain - then praying it doesn't rain until you get the hay in, watching the local tv channels on days and nights of severe storms because they show the radar images down in one corner with alerts in case there are tornados in the area, making sure the weather radio is working after you go to bed as it will alert us of any tornado "watch" or "warning".  A tornado watch means the conditions are perfect for one, tornado warning means that one tornado has been spotted.  Accepting exceptionally dirty clothes from working on the farm, having slip on shoes and slip on boots at the front door, ready, for when you hear a noise or see something that has to be taken care of like horses broken out of the pasture etc. 

Then in the winter accepting the daily sweeping that must be done in the house because of the wood bin, the wood stove and all that it brings besides heat.  And accepting that living in the country brings dangers for you and your animals.  Coyotes, Cougars, Raccoons, snapping turtles, vultures, eagles and wild dogs.  The coyotes often take puppies and kittens if left out.  Cougars take small calves, dogs, sheep etc.  Raccoons can kill a dog by coaxing them into the water of a creek, lake or river then hold them down to drown.  Sheep face the same dangers with cougars, wild dogs and coyotes. 

We have just recently had to accept a loss - our two precious beagles.  The lived in beagle heaven, hunting in the daytime after it warmed up, napping on dog beds in the afternoon, going for a short hunt late afternoon and then settling down for a nice nights sleep in their own space, in the laundry room, with all the food and water they want.  They met a challenge last Sunday they could not overcome - Little Happy never made it home, and his girlfriend, Pretty Face, somehow crawled home only to die here.  That is the REAL world of country living and surviving. 

We have always taken in "dump dogs" who have been abused and/or dumped to wander and find another home, if they can.  So two beds have opened up and we wait for God to bring us some little guys who need help.  Meanwhile, their best buddy, Carver, a big Coyote Hound, who always ran with them, but age always brought him home early, is now desperately moarning their loss.  He gets up early every morning and goes to their room, then goes outside and looks for them, then comes back in and searches their room then cries.  It is so sad. I think he would have understood more if he had seen them dead. 

So, I have stopped leaving the barn door open at night, thinking Happy might miracously come home.  I know now he is dead.  They are both missed.  Our hearts miss them and I feel honored to have been a part of their lives and to have been trusted by them. 

Well, it all sounds ugly and depressing and then I look up, out the window and see the bright red Cardinal coming in for his seeds.  They are starting to feed as the fields get empty and the insects die from the cold nights.  Soon, all 5 bird feeders will be full of bright red Cardinals.  I am starting to straighten up my hobby studio where I have been
dumping all of the stuff, supplies for projects and unfinished projects.  Now the day has come - JUDGEMENT DAY - when it is time for me to dig my way through the stacks of stuff I have not put away, have done projects, supplies and ORGANIZE, ORGANIZE, ORGANIZE.  I actually love to organize but it has to be a cloudy, rainy, cold day in order for me to do it.  Otherwise I am outside playing in the garden, with my mule or dreaming up more projects for the barn and other outdoor improvements. 

Here are some of the projects:
*framing the hundreds of photos and many pieces of art
*playing with designing the frames myself as  hate the standard frames
*finishing the kitchen curtains
*hanging the pictures
*putting in the rest of the flooring in the bathroom and studio
*clearing off the shelves in the studio and mark thing to go to the booth I have in a consignment store in town
*putting together photos of my precious 4-legged angels
*design and put together small barn front, complete with doors to hang on the wall and hold  all the names of my 4 legged angels on it. 
*start making up cookie dough for holidays and freezing it

Well, that is enough to give you a headache I am sure.  No recipes today.  Just a visit.  Thanks for visiting and hope you come back soon. 




















Friday, October 28, 2011

Stewed Tomatoes - Go Figure

Well, my grandparents and great grandparents could have told me if they were alive today - Farming is a gamble with nature.  I can't imagine what it must have been like to farm any crops without all the pesticides, John Deere tractors and equipment, watering systems etc.  They had wagons and mules and mostly homemade seeders and plows.  I count my blessings.  Yesterday, I was proven wrong, once again.  Remember how I complained that I had 16 tomato plants and hadn't picked more than 10 tomatoes all season and now we had a freeze two weeks ago and figured they were history.  Well, I walked out to the veg garden yesterday to see what had to be done to take everything down for the winter and to my surprise, I picked a full 5 gallon bucket of fresh ripe tomatoes.  YUP! No freeze rot or burn and the bushes were still full of ripening fruit.  Last night we had another hard freeze so I am not sure if they finally got it or not but today.........my schedule is already laid out for today........it is canning those 5 gals of tomatos.  I can't believe, canning in the last week of October.  Go figure. 

I am going to make "stewed tomatoes" as that is my husbands favorite and might make a batch of "salsa" also.  Big ideas, but lets see what I turn out with.  Now to dig out and unwrap the canner, dig out and wash and sterilize the jars, dig out and wash and sterlize the lids and seals, dig out the big enamel bean pot to boil the water to help skin the tomatos, pour a bag of ice into the filled sink of cold water so after scalding the tomatoes and seeing their skins start to split, dipping them out with tongs, thrusting them into the iced water which will make them peel very easily.

Once skinned, chopping them up and putting them in a big pot, along with chopped onions, some chopped green peppers (out of the garden, of course), celery salt, some sugar and a small douse of salt.

Here are the exact measurements and recipe:  CANNING STEWED TOMATOES

4 qts skinned, chopped, cored tomatos
1/2 c chopped green peppers
1/2 c chopped onions
4 tsp celery salt
4 tsp sugar
1/2 tsp salt

Place in a large saucepan/pot and bring to a boil, simmer for 10 minutes, stirring occasionaly. Pack hot mixture in warm jars, remove air bubbles by inserting a knitting needle down inside the jar, forcing the air bubbles out.  Pressure cook at 10lbs pressure for 15 mins for pint jars or 20 mins for quart jars.  Remove, place on a doubled old bath towel and covering jars with another doubled old bath towel.  Leave overnight and then check the seals in the morning to make sure they all popped inward.  Mark your jars - "Stewed Tomatoes"  and date.

There you go - get started.  if you don't have a pressure cooker you can water bath the filled jars.  If you want instructions on water bathing, send me a comment or email at mickipi2008@gmail.com and I will send you instructions for wather bathing. 

That is it for today.  Moving hay bales today and working with my mules if I have time. Plus canning - oh heck - well maybe we need to make this a 30 hr day. 

FARMER'S WEATHER PROVERBS:
"Forked lightning at night, the next day clear and bright."
"If it rains on a clear sunny day, it will rain again the next day at the same time."
"When the sun sets sadly, the morning will be angry."
"When cattle remain on the hilltops, fine weather to come."
"If birds be silent, expect thunder."

HAVE A GREAT DAY AND THANKS FOR VISITING.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

I'm Finally Back!!!!!

As you well know, I have been gone for awhile. Life on the farm does not make life simple.  It can destroy a routine in just one day.  Summer was scorching - the hottest summer we have ever had, quote the locals.  My garden - well my garden didn't produce much accept some cucumbers and spaghetti squash which is still to be picked.  My tomatoes decided they would make an appearance, much to late, and as of last week the 16 bushes were full of green tomatoes and some starting to ripen. OH GREAT!!!!  "A day late and a dollar short" as my grandmother used to say.  Woke up this morning with 27 degrees outside.  Anyone interested in "frozen green tomatoes"? 

I took 3 1/2 days off from the farm 2 weeks ago.  Left on a Sunday afternoon in my truck, pulling my big horse trailer, loaded with my Foxtrotter mare, Cory, and my big wonderful Ugly mule, Denver.  Drove to an 800 acre ranch north east of here, "Eagle Ranch" where you can camp, ride the trails and just enjoy.  The weather had cooled so we had a wonderful time.  I say "we" because a couple of friends went along with their horses.  We had a great time.

Arrived home and went to kiss my sweetheart husband and found his right arm was in a sling.  The day I left, he tripped over a curb and broke his collarbone.  When I had called while on my trip to check in ,he did not tell  me because he didn't want me to worry or think I had to come home.  Goodness.

Well, that is why I haven't been blogging.  And this next part of the blog is especially for the Kim Kardasian's of the world.  Good gravy!!! is all I have to say each time I see her reality show where she won't even sit on her bedspread/comforter because it is some special silk.  This real housewife of rural Missouri had to step up to the plate.  Winterizing has to be done.  What is "winterizing" in Missouri?  Dust off the wood burning stove and make sure it is clean and ready to go.  Get out the wood splitter, call one of the son's and grandsons and have them come to help cut wood, split wood and stock wood in the barn.  Next, make a wood bin inside near the stove so I don't have to go out as often to bring in wood.  Cleaning off the wood stove turns into a "Chinese Puzzle" in my house.  The beautiful plant that was enjoying itself on top of the wood stove, basking in the sunlight all Spring and Summer long now has to find another place.  Of course, the place where this plant sits in the winter has been taken up by something else.  Long story short......it turned into reorganizing the front room.  Then, Kim Kardasian, when you start moving furniture around, if you live in a barn and in the country, you have to dig out the vacuum and begin vacuuming all the dust, feathers, dog hair and whatever that has been hiding behind that piece of furniture. 

Okay, chain saws are screaming and cutting up logs, logs are being split, then thrown in the back of a pickup and brought into the barn where they are then being stacked neatly.  Then we have to winterize the gas driven machinery = putting in an additive in the 4 wheeler, the mowers, cars, trucks and various other pieces of farm machinery so when the temperature dips, the gas won't gel.  Then our hay field has grown up and ready to be cut for our 2nd cutting of hay, which will partially be our feed for the winter for the horses and mules and the rest for our hay customers.  In order to get ready for the cutting of the hay, I hooked up 2 garden carts to the back of the 4-wheeler (ATV).  My husband could operate the 4 wheeler while I sat in the back wagon, leather gloves on and loppers (branch cutters) in hand.  We drove out into the 40 acre field and drove up and down looking for Black Locust suckers and more debris from the tornado last May.

You ask, "What the heck is "Black Locust suckers?"  Black Locust is a tree that grows in this area that has very long and sharp thorns.  The thorns are so sharp and strong that the thorns on the young sucker trees can go right though a leather sole on a boot.  The mature trees are full of thorns on their trunks and many on each branch. The thorns easily get to 5-6 inches long.  So finding these young trees or "suckers" is necessary as I don't want them cut and end up in our hay bales.  Trees out here grow like weeds.  I am always cutting down or lopping off or digging up trees where they are not wanted. 

We filled 4 wagons full of these suckers - it is a long, hot and tedious job taking many hours.  I would love to issure a special invitation to Kim Kardasian to join me next time. 

Next, after the hay is cut and raked (they rake it into "wind rows") they then begin to bale it.  This process takes about 3 days in all.  After the baling is done, I then will begin bringing in the hay from the field.  If it sets to long in the field it kills the grass underneath the bale and leave dead spots.  These bales are round and weigh approximately 1500 lbs.  I have to put the hay spikes on the big tractor then go out and spear each bale and bring it in.  You can leave the round bales out in the weather which is just fine.  The hay is rolled and wrapped very tightly with a netting so when it rains or snows, the rain and snow runs right off of it instead of soaking into it.  Each bale is equivilant to 16 square bales of hay, approximately. 

Okay, moving on - Bring in all the Humming bird feeders as they are all gone now.  Put out and fill all the bird feeders for the Tit Mouse (bird), Cardinal, Sparrow and Blue birds.  I have 6 feeders that hang outside of one livingroom window and we love to watch the birds feed, fight, play and just rest all winter long.  I also have to make warm places in the barn for the barn cats.  I set up boxes covered with old throw rugs and filled with an old towel or rug.  We have a tub of water for them in the barn so I set the heated water tub we have their water won't freeze.  Also I have to install the water heaters in the horse troughs and take off the automatic waterers which would automatically fill the troughs all Spring and Summer long.  During the winter we have to haul out garden hoses and fill them ourselves.  Now, we make sure the horses have a place to get in out of the ice and snow and wind.  I have a large stall inside the barn which has a door that opens out into the pasture and I open up that door, place a water trough in it and a salt block.  The horses will filter in and stand for awhile.  The little horses (minatures) have a separate pasture and have a leanto barn which has tarps attached to the sides to stop the wind.  The Minature horses have exceptionally heavy thick coats unlike the large horses so they are able to handle winter much easier.  They probably all do just fine without the stalls or the leantos but this mom would suffer more just worrying about them.

Lastly make sure the generators are dusted off and ready to go when asked to perform as we have several power outages during the winter from trees limbs falling on power lines etc.    NOW WE ARE READY - except digging out the winter gloves, if I can remember where I put them, dig out the winter jackets and coveralls, the Muck Boots and heavy socks and flannel sheets.  It sounds overwhelming but I love every minute of it.  The colors in the trees are incredible right now - announcing winter.  Then we will get a very hard freeze one night and the next day within one hour, all the leaves on the trees will fall.  REALLY, it happens that fast. 

Thanks for visiting and hope I didn't bore you - Please come back.

FOLK LORE:  You can tell if you are going to have a hard cold winter if you check to see where the squirrel nests are.  If they are built close to the trunk of the tree, winter will be hard.  If they are farther out on the branches, it will be a mild winter.  


COUNTRY RECIPE:   Fried Corn -   Fred Davis
2 - 3 corn cobs
2 Tblsp Butter
1/4 c of milk
salt and pepper to taste
touch of sugar if needed

Cut the corn off the cobs, then scrape the corn cops to remove the "milk" which is the juice of the corn - scrape all into a frying pan.

Add butter, milk, salt and pepper and sugar, if needed.  Cook and stir for about 20 minutes.  This is very good.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Weather is a changin'

The weather is a changin'.  Yes, yes, today it is raining.  We so needed rain.  The fields were burning up like they have never done before in many years.  We needed the rain so our grass will grow - we need hay for the winter and we have sold all of our hay rounds to the struggling cattle farmers in Oklahoma.  We will need 50 rounds to feed our horses for the winter.  A normal harvest for us is 140 rounds.  We normally have two harvests a year and in a very good year, we get three harvests.  We will be lucky to get two this year. 

The smell of the fresh rain is indescribable, the grass which was turning grey and wilted is already perking up as if reaching for the rain.  There is a soft wind blowing and I can hear the rain drops on the roof of the barn.  No worries about watering the young trees, the orchard or my vegetable garden today or maybe tomorrow. 

I am happy to say my cucumbers are beginning to produce. I picked 10 cucumbers last evening and already have about 20 in the refrig under wet towels.  So, today they will be introduced to their new home, a jar with a wonderful tasty brine poured over them and they heated and sealed in a very nice jar, cooled and placed on the shelf of honor - the canned goods shelf in the kitchen to be displayed and then chosen at a certain time to be opened and bring joy to someones palette. 

My neighbor shared with me the joys of drying her freshly washed clothes on her clothes line outside.  She claims they smell so good, like no other added fragrance you buy in the store.  BUT I will also caution you with a small drawback .....it seems while the sheets are waving in the wind, soaking up the sunshine and all the wonderful fragrances of the surrounding wild flowers, grasses and woods....there can sometimes be a slight disappointment or challenge.  It seems that sometimes that wind, fragrance and warmth from the sun in also enjoyed by a wonderful little birdie who sees such a nice perch waiting for him.  He decides to take a rest of all that flying around seeking bugs and lites on this cloth covered line.  Well, seconds run into minutes and all those bugs take a toll and force the little birds system to move at a faster pace than normal.  Well, when it comes time to bring those wonderful clothes and sheets in from the line, she noticed that there was a strange stripe down the middle of one of her white sheets.  it seems it is green and white in color and only runs halfway down.  "CRAP!"  That was Gale's exclamation and CRAP it was.  So that particular sheet had to be subjected to another swim in the washing machine.

Nuff said for today - 

FARMER'S HOME REMEDIES, WISDOM AND HINTS: Sharpening your knives
You can sharpen your knives on the bottom of a red clay flower pot.


COUNTRY HOME RECIPE: Cornbread with Okra
*now I must say most folks don't like okra even though they have never tried it but this recipe is delicious.

1 box of cornbread mix (prepared per the instructions on box)
1 can of drained and chopped tomatoes
1 - 2 cups of cleaned and chopped okra
Mix all together and bake as directed.

Hope you enjoy it. 

THANKS FOR VISITING AND DO COME BACK AGAIN.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF.....The Last Day of August

Well, we have a reason to celebrate - it is the last day of August.  July and August weather has been brutal. Gardens failed, corn crops failed, soybean crops barely survived.  I am generally canning 3 times a week at this point - tomatoes, pickles and beets.  I have 16 tomato plants and am picking 1 - 2 tomatoes every 3 days, am just starting to pick 2 cucmbers once or twice a week.  My spaghetti squash is growing and it seems like there are some young ones on there so maybe by Christmas.  Ha!  I may be able to do some more pickles but it isn't looking very good for tomatoes.  I guess my Grandma Lucas's garden failed sometimes also. 

We are starting to have a cooler day ever so often so I am starting to ride again.  I have plans to put up panels to make my small arena/lg round pen.  For those of you who don't know what "panels" are - they are made up pipe - they are about 12 ft long and 4 ft high and hook together to make a portable fence or corral.  I have to move them with our tractor and chains as they are heavy.  Best done on a cool day.  Once they are up then I can start doing some "ground work" on my horses and mules.  "Ground work" means I run my mules and horses around in a fenced area and make them do what I want them to do, not what they want to do.  I then ride them and work on different skills - teaching them to back up, side pass, etc.  My young mule, Johnny, just needs me on his back and riding him.  I love working with them.  I love having an arena where I can contain and control them. 

The hay pasture is doing okay but we sure need rain.  When we get rain, the pasture will grow which means we will have hay for winter.  We need hay for winter.  We have sold all of our Spring hay.  Normally we have hay left over from our Spring cutting but this year, folks in Arkansas, Oklahoma and Texas have been calling and buying all the hay they can find.  So we sold all our hay to them, hoping it would help them out.  Now we need about 50 round bales (1500lbs a pc) to get us through winter.  Round bales = you have probably seen square bales.  In Calif. square bales are "3-wire bales" meaning they are bound with 3 strands of hay string (used to be wire) and weigh approx 90-120 lbs.  Out here in Missouri, they have 2 wire bales weighing approx. 40-60 lbs.  Round bales are equal to 16 2-wire square bales.  It is wrapped in netting and can sit out in the weather because of the way it is rolled.  The rain will run off the sides, whereas square bales just assorb the rain as they don't have anyway for the rain to run off.  Farmers, years ago, would bale their hay, stack it in a pyramid then cut their dried corn stalks and lean the stalks against the side of the hay and hope the rain would run off. 

Round bales of hay have to be moved by a large tractor with a steel spike on the front.  You drive up to the side of the bale and stick that spike through it, lift it and move it where you want.  When we are feeding our round bales, my husband brings in the round bale, I open the gate to the pasture, use a carpet cutter to cut the netting and unwrap it from around the bale, my husband drives into the pasture, lowers the bale, the horses rush up and they are happy and set for about 3 days, depending on the weather.

When we first moved here to the ranch, we didn't have a big tractor, only a small one.  We had baled the whole 80 acres which gave us 3500 square bales of hay which filled our new barn.  Our first winter arrived with gusto.  My husband built a lift table for the back of his little tractor and would pile up 3 - 4 bales of hay on it, drive through the snow into the pasture, use a long rake handle to push off the bales for the horses.  The horses have no trouble getting at the hay, even with the hay string on them.  We had to do this twice a day, all winter long.  It was so cold, we had to wear two layers of gloves, padded overalls, two layers of socks, Muck boots (water proof), ear muffs and warm hats.  Even with all the clothing, you still got cold.

Since we had just arrived, we didn't have our water troughs set up for winter like we do now.  Now we have trough heaters so the troughs don't freeze over.  That first winter, we had to go out every 4 hours with a sledge hammer and a hay fork, break up the ice then scoop it out.  Horses need water in the winter no matter how cold.  Sometimes they will come up and stick their hooves in the trough to break the ice to get the water, if we don't get there soon enough. 

It was a true adventure that winter.  We moved our 5th wheel trailer into the barn in one end and I bought a used washed and dryer and set it up against a wall in the barn.  I didn't have a hot water heater so cold water washing was what I had to do.  BUT, when I finished washing, I had to undo all the hoses for the washer and let them drain, then run the washer to get the water out of the motor, unhook the dryer.  We then put shop lights underneath the washer and the dryer, along with one inside each of them to keep all the mechanical parts warm and not freeze.  One morning, after a snowy night, I came out of the trailer into the barn to do laundry and instead of the washer and dryer, there was just one big snow mound.  The wind had blown so hard it blew snow underneath the edge of the barn and made a wave of snow which entirely covered both of the appliances.  Oh my! Just another adventure.

It was a long first winter with much to learn coming from California.  Our neighbors, Dale, Gail and Nadine watched over us, calling everyday, coming over and helping us learn how to live in the country in the winter.   My California horses were wide eyed and trying to figure out why mom put them in a freezer.  They learned about snow, ice, how good grain tastes when  it is real cold and how to walk on "high heels". YUP high heels.  You see the snow and ice build up under their feet and they will end up with 2 - 4 inches of ice/snow on each foot, trying to walk.  I went out and knocked most of it off their feet - lets see that is 4 x 14 =  56 feet.  Hmmm my back sure knew it was 56 feet.  We don't have to do that every winter because that was an exceptionally cold and wet winter.  I do keep watch and help them out if I see them with their high heels on.

Well that is it for today.  Glad you could come and read my dribble.

FARMER'S COUNTRY REMEDIES AND HANDY  HINTS: Lots of Cucumbers?
If  you get lots of cucumbers, this idea will help in cleaning them.
Just put them in your washer filled with cold water and some ice.  Put it on
"gentle" and, of course, NO SPIN DRY.  It does the job well, fast and easily.

COUNTRY RECIPE'S:  "Settler's Beans"
8 slices of bacon, fried and crumbled
1/4 cup chopped onion
1/4 cup chopped green pepper
1/4 teas ground clove
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 cup ketchup
1 reg. can light red kidney beans
1/2 lb hamburger, fried and drained
1/2 teas garlic
3/4 cup brown sugar
1 reg. can butter beans
1 large can pork and beans
Preheat oven to 350 deg. Combine all ingredients and put in a very large casserole dish.  Bake for 45 min. until bubbly.

Thank you for visiting and hope you enjoyed your visit. 

Sunday, August 28, 2011

A Day In The Life of................August 27, 2011

. Okay all you Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Atlanta, New York City etc, I know a "bad day" for you is when you go to a cocktail party and someone else is wearing a dress like yours or you find out that someone else is using your personal hair stylist and you hate the gabby broad who is puttin' some trash out on the streets about you or you break a nail as you get out of your limo to go to brunch with Mrs. Whoever.  WELL........us Real Housewives of RURAL Missouri have our normal challenges too. I have had "Murphy's Law" hangin' out with me yesterday and want to share with you what "an imperfect day" looks like in the country.
Yesterday, I got up at...UGG...4:30am to go ridin' with a couple of buddies of mine. I haven't been ridin' in 3 months because of the heat.  We finally decided to try and ride early to beat the heat.  Ya....great idea but I didn't think so when that danged alarm went off.  I had caught up my mare, Cory, the night before along with one of her buddies and put them in a small trap.  (Def - small trap = small little section of pasture, fenced off with hot wire, in most cases).  I have had trouble in the past catching Cory when I wanted to go ridin'.  For some strange reason, I can approach her and love on her in the wide open pasture when I don't have a rope in my hand, BUT.......when I have a rope she takes off a runnin' and I spend from 20 minutes to 2 hours catching, cussing and threatening to do terrible things if I catch her. Hmm do you suppose she is trying to tell me something?  Like, "Hey I don't want to haul your big butt up and down canyons and hills for most of the day only to get a stale carrot at the end of the day!." 

Well, so I put her in a small trap with her friend to keep her entertained for the night and she would be easy to catch the next morning at 5am.  The alarm goes off = BUZZ!       Coffee = check, boots = check, neck scarf = check, ridin' bra = check, comfy cotton shirt = check, favorite ridin' jeans = check, spurs = check.  Out to the pasture IN THE DARK and with a rope in my hand.  The mares start trotting back and forth, running circles around me.  They are both sorrel (red) and both a little fat so it is hard to tell them apart, especially in the dark.   They ran and trotted and ran and trotted and I refused to get mad at 5am in the damn morning.  Okay, got them cornered and figured out which one was Cory.  Started to walk up to her when Sancie, her buddy, reared up and broke through the hot fence which opened into a big beautiful green, dark, not moonlit pasture. She took off and Cory stood for a moment, looked at me as if to say, "See ya later!"  Well you know the rest of the story.  Now my horse, my precious Cory, my, now, ex best buddy, is racing into the night, laughing all the way and I am without a horse for my ride.  CRAP! Go wake up my poor happy sleeping husband.  "Honey, Honey? Are all the gates closed around the big pasture?  The mares broke through the little pasture and are in the big pasture and I am afraid if the gates aren't closed they will get into the hay pasture."  A moan comes from under the CPAP mask and the next words I hear are - "A Honey, everything is just fine - go ridin' and have a good time." What a great husband, even at 5am. In reality, he can't remember if he shut the gates but he doesn't give a hoot and just tells me what I need to know to get me out of his room so he can go back to sleep.  Do I know this?  YUP but I want to believe him, so I go off with some peace of heart and will blame it on him if I come back and they are in the hay pasture.

Okay, I am not going to let this ruin my day so......I turn around and see Raindancer, my paint gelding (male horse with nuts cut off).  "Here Raindancer, here Raindancer!"  "Do you want to go with mommy today and have fun and get a carrot?"  And he is saying, "Shit, here she comes and she wants me to haul her big butt around today when I am so enjoying this cool morning, crunching on this fresh grass, Shit!"  Well he only has shoes on his front feet.  They are supposed to have shoes on all feet to go ridin' but it's a long story so I won't bore you with the details and riding him with just two shoes will be fine where we are going. He is such a BIG, I mean BIG sweetheart.  He is about 16.2 hands = that interprets to a long damn way down to the ground if you don't stay on top and this ole girl needs a step stool, a big log or rock to get on him. 

GOTCHA!!!!  Good boy, Rain.  Okay, still dark, coffee in mug with fancy creamer in the truck and hot.  Rolled flour tortilla with peanut butter, cut in half for lunch and stuffed in saddle bag along with gloves and knife and a bottle of gatorade.  Everything loaded, horse loaded.......lights.....action and I put it in drive, grabbing my cell phone and trying to plug it in, opps!   Windshield fogged over, turn on wipers, fogged on inside, turning on defogger and..................OH CRAP...........where did that damn tree come from......slam on brakes.  I am not even off the ranch yet..  In all my early morning foggy confusion I drove up on the center lawn and was about to the end the life of my beautiful 12 foot silver maple.  HA!

Okay dummy, pay attention, defog your windows, drive off the lawn and around the tree.  Wonder what my husband will say when he gets up and sees the big tire tracks on the center lawn?  Okay, open the gate with the remote........oh.....it's the remote is not working, of course. Maybe it doesn't function very well at 5:30 in the friggin' morning either.......so put the truck in park....get out and open the gate. 

OKAY, now we're finally on our way.  Wait a minute-----what is that RED LIGHT???? There is a red light shaped like a battery on the dash, blinking! Hmmmm I am going into the wilderness and if this light means trouble, I will be really unpopular if I have to call my husband to try and come find us when I am 60 miles away.   OKAY....OKAY... turn around.....go back through the gate that won't open automatically like it is supposed to.  Park the truck and trailer.......HONEY?    HONEY?   There is a funny red light on the dash.  He groans, as only a tired husband can without cussing.  He takes off his CPAP mask, puts on his slippers and undies and trudges......I mean trudges out into the cold dampness of 5:30am.   "Well, it could be an alternator, but you can go ahead and go on today and I will look at it when you get home. "

Off I go, down the road, radio on and me sipping on my coffee with fancy creamer. No more troubles.  I am runnning a little late but that's okay.  Got to Jeannie's house across town.  We loaded her saddle and tack (all the other stuff you need to ride a horse), her beer cooler, lunch, her big HUGE tankard filled with coffee and her horse, "Tomar". Shut the trailer doors, climb in the truck, turn the key and all I hear is =  Errrr, Errrr, Errrrr, clickitty, clickitty, Errrr, Errrr.  CRAP!  The truck won't start. 

Okay so we unload both horses, unload the saddles and tack and load everything into her truck and horse trailer and off we go.   As we turn onto a road, the sun is coming up and very intense and shining straight into our eyes, so bright you can hardly see where you are going. There is something on the inside of the windshield which is preventing her from seeing the road.  I roll down the window to keep her from driving off into a ditch.  I find a neckerchief and try and clean it - there is some oily substance on the neckerchief which makes it worse.  During this attempt, the big tankard of coffee Jeannie had set on the seat, turned over and spilled into my purse - RIGHT INTO MY PURSE - wallet, cell phone, tortilla/peanut butter sandwich .......YUP!   Okay, I pour the coffee out of my purse, rescue the cell phone.  It's okay.  Set the tankard down on the floor between us as we limp towards the highway where the sun will be from a different direction and we will be able to see better. We continue down the road with me using a different wipe, trying to clean the windshield. It is clearing up.  We turn onto the highway and...........the Jeannie's tankard of coffee, which didn't empty out all the way, NOW turns over and spills into her purse.  YUP that's right.  Ah...now it's empty. 

I told Jeannie, I think God is trying to tell us we shouldn't go riding today.  A few minutes later she notices her tank is running on empty.  Conveniently there is a gas station at the next road.  We turn into the gas station and gas up.  Now we are an hour late to meet our friends, who are now on the trail and riding and the day is heating up fast.  Jeannie looks at me and says, "God just doesn't want us to ride today, let''s go yard sailing". 

I hesitated, about.....5 seconds and agreed.  We turned around, went to Jeannie's unloaded the horses, took her other truck and went lookin' for yard sales and junk stores.  Leavin' my dead truck and trailer behind, my horse in onen of her stalls in the barn. We found some good deals for stuff we didn't need, ate some great pizza and had a COLD beer.  We arrived back to Jeannie's 4 hours later.  I called my hubby and he directed me on how to jump my truck using Jeannie's truck.  I hate jumper cables, they spark at ya and scare the heck out of me.  Well, I did it and the truck started.  I loaded ole' Raindancer and we headed off home.  Everybody was happy.  I got good deals for some great junk, Raindancer was happy because he got some good hay and got to flirt with a pretty mare.
NEXT DAY - Today
Going to try again, as a friend of mine is celebrating her birthday with a horse ride.  SOOOOO up again at 4:15am.  Coffee smells so good.  I handcuffed, hog tied, bound up and tied down Cory in a barn stall so she would be there when I came to get her.  Not really. I did put her in the barn with her favorite buddy, Denver!  Denver is a 15 yr old UGLY (he is so ugly he is cute) buckskin mule.  He is in love with Cory.  They spent the night together in the stall.  She was there when I went to get her and I am ready AGAIN.  We put a battery charger on the truck the night before to recharge the batter.  I put on my jeans, boots, spurs, favorite ridin' shirt. Got my frozen bottle of gatorade (it melts and is slushy by the time lunch rolls around), loaded my horse, unhooked the battery charger and hoped the truck would start.  IT DID!!!!!   Off I go......on time, no RED LIGHTS and runnin' smooth.  As it grew lighter, I noticed it was overcast with dark clouds which looked threatening.  Who cares!   Arrived on time, picked up Jeannie, her husband and son and their horses and away we went.  We were in the saddle by 7:30 and happy as little clams.   We had a grand ride and I think the horses did too.  We do spoil them with lots of carrots and rub downs.  The butterflies were everywhere, the beautiful woods and vines were so green, the spring was running and thick with watercress (a delicious plant you can eat and put on salads and only found in fresh running streams). Cory is a Missouri Fox Trotter which means when she trots you don't bounce, it is so smooooooth.  She is what they call a "gated" horse.  We all ride gated horses so we were "gating" 1/2 the time and had a ball.
It was a glorious day!   Thank you God.

FARM HOME REMEDIES: Recipe for cough syrup
This recipe is even safe for toddlers.  Slice an onion very thin and alternate slices of onion and sugar. Place a bowl or plate on top of the layers and squish them down. Soon there will be juice forming which is very soothing for a cough. Best of all there are no medication side effects to worry about.

COUNTRY RECIPES: Mrs. Bleeker's Waffles
1 qt. of milk, a little sour if possible
butter - a piece the size of an egg
lard - a piece of lard the size of an egg
4 eggs
Mix well with flour enough to make a stiff batter.  If the milk is a little sour, enough soda to cover a five-cent piece will be sufficient to raise the waffles; but if it is fresh, a teaspoonful of soda must be used. a teaspoon of salt,
Bake a quickly as possible (she doesn't give the the baking temp)

THANK YOU ALL FOR VISITING MY BLOG AND HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT AND CAME AWAY WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING.


 

Sunday, August 21, 2011

A Day In The LIfe Of.........August 21, 2011

Well, Howdy! 
I haven't written in a couple of days - been busy outside as the temperatures dropped briefly to in the 80's so out in the garden I go.  This Real Housewife mowed her garden (the grass around the vegetables), pulled weeds, retrained the vines of cucumbers and spaghetti squash, prayed over the tomatoes as they are only producing 1-2 tomatoes a day compared to 40-50 a day in a good year.  So no cannin' goin' on at this Missouri Housewives kitchen. Called a friend while having my coffee and asked another Missouri Housewife what she was doing?  "Just pickin' ticks off my dog."  Launa came to pick up a big round bale of hay and as we loaded it in the back of her pick up, my husband noticed a large 3 foot plant in the back of her truck bed.  He told Launa as he loaded the hay that he hoped he didn't hurt her plant.  Launa started to giggle.  She said, "Well the truth is, it's growin' in the bed of my pickup, I haven't cleaned out the old hay since last winter."  Sure 'nuf it was growin' all right - it was rag weed.  Only in Missouri and only with Real Housewives of Rural Missouri.

Jane, Missouri
Me and my horse ridin' buddy, Jeannie, went for drive a few days ago.  Goin' for a drive in rural Missouri is always fun and interesting. Drove into the town of Jane, Missouri - tiny little town with a couple of old gas stations, post office, a diner and a little grocery store.  That's about it as far as thriving businesses.  There are other old buildings with two or three signs on them of past businesses, boarded up, vines growing up the front, junk stacked up in front or on the sides.  As you drive through town, which takes about 4 minutes, you pass a beautiful little shady cemetery, sitting off to the side of the road by a stream.  As we pass you can tell it is an old cemetery as some of the head stones are just that, stones.  We decided to stop and look around.  What we found was so moving.  About 1/3 of the cemetery was filled with head stones of Civil War heroes.  Some of the headstones were just big rocks stuck in the ground with no carving, some fallen over.  A few of the head stones were so old and grown over with moss, that you could not easily read the name or the date. 

On one of the graves was a man's name, Mr. Tom Kirkpatrick, with his birth and death dates.  Then there was a much smaller head stone right next to him "Wife of Tom Kirkpatrick" with no dates.    Another headstone read "Mrs. Heddy Rowe" no dates, but very old.  As we wandered through this beautiful area we noticed many "death dates" of 1918 and a family of headstones all with that date but some days apart and some months apart.  I did some research and the Spanish Flu had been the culprit.  It was so sad to see whole families wiped out.  You stand there in the shade of these beautiful trees, a soft breeze blowing and almost hear the stories of families.  There are several family plots which were so old and had antique decorative cast ironwork fences around the plot.  I wondered if any of these families had anyone left to visit the graves. Had the families been wiped out with either the Civil War or Spanish Flu or other illnesses that swept through when there was no medical way of treating it?

We spent over an hour and could had spent more as we drifted through families and tried to figure out their stories.  Some graves had headstones with fishing rods and reels engraved on them, some with deer antlers carved on them, others with big logs indicating a timber man. 

We left there with many thoughts about those families went through and maybe our families also.  We wandered down the road, mostly with old wood sided homes, flowers in the garden, large trees and vines, curtains in the windows.  Folks have lived here for a very long time.  As we were leaving town we spotted a small store which sat all to itself on the curve of the highway.  It was a very old building - dog trot style.  "Dog Trot style" is a style of building and homes they built in the 30's and 40's which is a bungalow style.  This store had a large big window.  The front of the building was all done in old barn wood and the sign was made out of old barn wood with the letters "The Jane Store" painted in red.  Writing on the front window advertised sandwiches, home made pies and cookies, good coffee, antiques and enamel ware. 

We decided to stop.  As we opened the old wooden screen door, which was controlled by a big spring, we were hit with the smell of fresh berry pie.  The wooden screen door slammed behind us with that old familiar sound from when I was a kid.  I used to sneak in the back door and sneak into the kitchen and get a handful of Oleo.  Oleo was margarine and mom would leave it out on the table and it was soft and good.  I loved it and it was responsible for many scoldings from mom.

We were met by an older (in her 80's) lady, Mrs. Pecks, dressed in a dress and big flowery apron.  She immediately announced, "Howdy girls, I'm just baking some fresh berry pies and have some apple pies going in the over after that.  Also have fresh cookies, tell your friends." She was so adorable, her hair all permed, shiny white and in place.  The store had the old oak wooden plank floors, an old wooden counter with a register.  There were shelves of antique this's and thats, which I love, and had to have that candle board - looks like a bread board with a handle and 3 metal candle holders on it so when you had to carry a candle through the house in the evening to light your way- you had 3 instead of 1.

In the center of the store were 3 little tables with 4 chairs each.  The chairs were all those chrome style with vinyl backs and seats from the 50's.  The tables had table cloths which were old handmade quilts covered in a thick clear plastic covering so they would not get stained.  Absolutely beautiful!  Mrs. Pecks said she had lots of quilts just layin' around so she decided to display them by putting them on the tables.  Then the opposite wall of the little store had every color of enamel ware you would wish for.  For those of you who don't know what enamel ware is - your grandmother most likely had a big popcorn bowl that was enamel ware - most likely black and  white specked or blue and white or maybe even red and white.  Before plastic, this was the cheapest ware for mixing bowl, baking pans and Honey pots (potty pots w/lids beside the beds at night so you didn't have to go out into the snow to go potty). 

Mrs. Pecks daughter was tending the front of the store while Mrs. Pecks was baking in the back.  Great conversations.  At one point I asked if I could use the restroom.  Mrs. Pecks heard me and said, "Yes, girl, go out the front door, take a right and go out into the woods and there is a white cement brick little building."  Okay so I did as she said, out the door, took a right, and looked to the left.  There out in the woods was a little white cement block building, the size of a wooden outhouse.  This one had a old rusty tin roof and an old wooden door with chipping white paint.  The old copper doorknob worked and the cement floor was painted white and covered with leaves.  The wind had blown in a storm last night and guess some got stuck in here.  There was a very old white porcelain pedestal sink with very old handles and a faucet which, of course, was dripping.  At the base of the sink was a long hose which was to long so it looped several times before it hooked up the back of the old toilet.  Well I found out what the hose was all about - when I flushed the toilet the hose started jumping up and down and looked like it was alive.  Hmmm guess it was the water for the toilet. 

Back in the store, filled with delicious smells, we bought some homemade still warm cookies.  So good.  They sold Amish jams, homemade pies and cookies, homemade sandwiches and real good country coffee.  We will be going back to The Jane Store soon. 

So for all those Real Housewives of Orange County, New York and where ever - this is what life is really like for "Real" housewives.

HOME FARM REMEDIES & HINTS: Bee stings, Hiccups and Hot Pepper burning/hands
Bee Stings - A slice of onion placed on a bee sting will take the pain away
Hiccups - Eat a spoonful of peanut butter to get rid of hiccups.
Hot Pepper burning - If your hands burn and sting after handling hot peppers, pour rubbing alcohol on them.


COUNTRY HOME RECIPES:  Fried Oatmeal
For that leftover oatmeal try this!
Pressed cooked oatmeal into a cake pan 1/2-inch thick.  Cool until firm.
Cut into squares.  Fry in butter until browned, turning once.
Serve with syrup.

It's good!
Thanks for visitin' and come back soon. 

Saturday, August 13, 2011

May 2011 - The Tornado

Saturday May 21st was a typical Spring day - our Spring season here in Missouri is full of rain, sun and tornadoes.  Every year there is tornadic activity.  Our local news stations show a color radar of our section of the country they call "The Four States" because we are in the far southwest corner of Missouri. The four states include Arkansas, Oklahoma, Kansas and Missouri.  So when it looks stormy, we tune into a local tv station and watch the news tape traveling across the bottom of the screen to see if your county is included in the bad weather prediction which could be "Severe Thunderstorms" "Thunderstorm Watch" "Tornado Warning" or "Tornado Watch".   Well on this day there were storms predicted.  We did get rain throughout the night and into the next day, Sunday, May 22.


Sunday morning, raining and storm warnings.  Had to do the general chores - sweeping, dishes, feeding birds, laundry etc.  Pulled weeds, tilled the garden and planted the young tomato plants, planted the Dill, the pickling cucumbers and the spaghetti squash.  It began to rain again.  Went inside, prepared dinner and got a phone call.  It was about 4:00pm.  The phone call was from my riding friend, Jeannie.  She was at Freeman Hospital and had been there since yesterday. She had fallen off her horse and fractured her wrist.  She was waiting for her husband to come and get her to take her home.  He was still at work.  I told her I would come get her, bring her home and help settle her in.  She thought about it for a few minutes, changing her mind several times and finally decided she would wait for her husband.  Freeman Hospital is located about 2 blocks away from St. John's Hospital - their parking lots touch each other. 

I sat down to watch a program on tv and it was interrupted by local news/weather alert.  There were tornadoes sighted touching down in several locations across the Four States.  The radar showed the storms with tornadic activity headed west from Kansas towards Missouri and especially our area which includes Carthage, Diamond, Joplin, Duequene, Webb City and Carterville.

As I was watching they showed a view of downtown Joplin which was from a camera located on a tower near St. John's Hospital.  The weatherman is watching the skies and what looks like as a "squall" which is a heavy downpour coming out of some black clouds.  Then all of a sudden the weatherman and his crew start yellin' " tornado, tornado touchin' down in Joplin, take cover, Oh My God, tornado, tornado touchin' down, we are seein' debris - Oh My God."  Then the camera goes black and so does the connection - silence!!!!! such scary silence.  

Well our godson, JonBoy, lives in Joplin, works at night as a Sheriff and is asleep right now.  I call him, woke him up. He answered saying, "Hi Mom, I heard the sirens."  I yell, "Jon take cover, a tornado is touchin' down in Joplin, call me back."  We hang up.  And then I wait.  I am watching the television, changin' channels to the other local channels - no one had any info except that there is a report of a tornado has touched down in Joplin and debris was sighted.  Debris is whatever is torn up on the ground is in the air, chairs, roofs, cars, metal, siding, roofing tiles, you name it.  Then the reports starting comin' in - major touchdown in Joplin, St. John's Hospital was hit and many homes destroyed plus major stores on Rangeline Blvd, which is the main center of Joplin. 

The phone rings, Pat and I are in the living room watching the reports. JonBoy is calling to tell us he is okay.  The tornado hit within a few blocks of his apt.  He is headed out to help and find his friends.  Our hearts sunk - the rain was fallin' hard here at the ranch.  We go outside in the barn and stand in the doorway to see the heavy rain in the pasture.  As we are standing there, the rain lightens up.  I spot a big flock of birds way up high in the sky.  Can't make out what kind of birds, and they seemed to be playing in the thermals like big birds do.  We watch this huge flock of birds, trying to figure out this strange sighting as birds don't do this when it is raining. 

As we watched the flock of birds gets lower and lower and then.........big pieces of plywood, 12 ft sections of metal siding, thousands of broken roof tiles start raining down on our ranch.  Those weren't birds, they were pieces of peoples houses and trailers and buildings.  Then papers, wet and shredded started falling along with rubber gloves, file folders - our hears sunk - tears in our eyes - the deadly silence was horrific as we watched evidence of shredded lives float down onto our pastures.  Some of it was from Joplin High School, cheerleading files, folders, bits and pieces of books.  Then remnants of medical files and reports floated down, all rain soaked and torn.   We just stood there in awe and not knowing what to do.  More wire and air ducts and papers and Taco Bell sacks and insulation ---all coming out of the sky----drifting down gently----everything coming down in deadly silence. 

What do we do?  We just stand there....dazed!   Then more alerts are coming over our weather radio (everyone is encouraged to have one out here) with threats of more tornadoes and severe thunderstorms.  We call JonBoy again  - he says, "Mom you can't believe what has happened, it looks like a war zone.  I have been pullin' people out of piles of destruction, got to go, I'll call later."  Jonboy called us later to say he found most of his friends and there are now 28 people staying in his little 2 bedroom apt tonight.  They have gone out and found some food which was difficult because there is so much debris, you can't go down most streets and a lot of the fast food places are destroyed including Walmart. 

Here we are 27 miles away, not knowing what to do.  The local stations are telling folks to stay home, all emergency crews are there and more arriving from 5 different states.  I get a phone call from my niece is in Oklahoma visiting her mom.  She lives in Calif.  She is an emergency room nurse in the Navy.  She jumped in her truck and was on her way to Joplin (4 hrs drive) and worked for the next 2 days with no sleep.

You feel powerless, helpless, not knowing what to do.  People wandered around town in Carthage in a daze.  I went to Walmart and it was so very crowded with people filling shopping baskets with blankets, paper plates, plastic ware, toilet paper and paper towels, tents etc.  The man is front of me bought 20 $50 gift cards to hand out to folks.  Walmart was more crowded then I have ever seen it at any time of the year. 

For the next three days we lived under threats and sightings of tornadoes, afraid to leave our homes and checking in with people who were on the emergency crews (friends) asking what we could do.  They said, please stay away and stay home.  People coming to Joplin
wanting to help were just getting in the way of the rescuers trying to find people trapped in the destruction. 

A local radio station immediately started taking calls from anyone and trying to answer questions - "We need cots, we need gloves to go through wreckage"  Someone else would call in saying they own a store and have hundreds of gloves  to donate.  On and on and  on.  Calls coming in looking for relatives and friends, leaving phone number and locations.  This went on for 1 month.  Finally there were locations set up to reunite people and pets.  There were over 3000 pets found and taken to the shelter to hopefully be reunited with their loving owners.  All but 600 were reunited and they found new homes. 

I could go on and on about the volunteers, donations that came in and continue to come in.  All this does is remind us of a beautiful country we live in - no matter what the newspapers and news programs try and convince us of. 

Today, August 13, 2011 almost 3 months later most of the debris from the almost 2 mile wide and 7 mile long destruction is removed.  Homes are being rebuilt, St. John's Hospital is empty but has temp facilities set up and it will rebuild.  The high school and elementary school have temporary locations in empty buildings and are incredible.  All the children have and will receive book bags with all the supplies they need.  The high school students are all receiving IPADS free. 

My friend Jeannie, was in Freeman Hospital at the beginning of all this.  Her husband had just arrived to pick her up when nurses ran into the room she was in and immediately moved her and her husband into the hallway with hundreds of other hospital beds filled with patients and people on crutches etc. 

They were unharmed.  If I had gone into town to pick her up, I would have been right at the location where the tornado touched down.  When we figured it out - it took our breaths away.  It was not my time to go.  I have other tasks to do on this earth for Him.

I have so much to be thankful for.  This is only a strong reminder.  

Thank you for visiting my blog today.  Please come back as I love to share.

FARMERS HOME REMEDIES -  Bee Stings, Cuts and Bruise
Bee Sting - A slice of onion applied to a bee sting will take the pain away.

Cuts and Bruises - To cuts and bruises make an ice pack to keep on hand.  Fill a zip lock type sandwich bag with 2 cups of water and 1/3 cup of rubbing alcohol. Zip shut and place in freezer. The slush type ice that forms will mold to most parts of the body when placed on the cut or bruise and it will bring relief.

MOM MARGE'S VEGETABLE CASSEROLE - My step Mom, Marge Tuthill (great cook)
1 can green beans - drained
1 can white corn - drained
1 can water chestnuts - drained and chopped
1 cup chopped onions
1 cup sour cream
1 cup cheddar cheese grated
1 can cream of celery soup
1 tube of Ritz Crackers
1 stick of butter chopped

Mix together and top with tube of crushed Ritz crackers
Add butter on top
Bake 45 mins at 350 deg.       ENJOY!!



Sunday, August 7, 2011

A Day In The LIfe Of.........August 7, 2011

Howdy! Well we are having the roughest, driest summers we have ever had.  The locals say they have not seen a dry summer like this for 30 or 40 yrs.  The vegetable gardens are really taking a hit - Usually you don't have to worry about watering except for about 2 weeks. This year I have had to water my cucumbers 15 mins each day, water the tomatoes every other day, the young fruit trees in my orchard 2 times a week and our other young trees once a week, at least.  The black berries burned up pretty much and so did the raspberries but they are coming back.  This is my first year for raspberries and they are starting to produce again, we might have raspberries again in a few weeks. 

We just sold all of our hay rounds, except for 8.  The folks in Arkansas, Texas and Oklahoma are hurting for hay.  One of the folks said some guys have come down there in Arkansas and are selling the round bales for $85/a rnd.  We sell ours for $35 and will keep that price - we can sleep at night. 

Put up 22 jars of Bread and Butter pickles yesterday - they are soooo good.  Have decided I am going to do most of my canning in pint jars instead of quart jars.  My step mom, Marge, told me she put up some Bread and Butter zucchini. Sounds good so I am going to try it.  Also doing some research into dried green beans.  They sell them in the store as a snack with a little salt.  I have a dryer so I will try. 

The hummin' birds have gone through 2 qts of nectar so I have to fill them again - last night there was up to 25 hummin' birds out there at the same time.  Have to put out the tomato plants we started and are in the window in the house.  They are about 1 foot high with blossoms.  Was eating a sugar baby water melon and planted one of it's seeds and it is growing in my window so will put it out in a week or so.  Tomatoes are ripening so will pick today and blanch them, freeze them and when I get a larger production I will make some Stewed tomatoes, tomato sauce and salsa. 

Winds have come and clouds are a gatherin' which brings hopeful thoughts of thunder storms.

That is all for today - have to get to my chores.

FARM HOME REMEDIES: Prevent Nose Bleeds - Mrs. Andy J. Byler (Amish)
To prevent nosebleeds - eat peanuts regularly

COUNTRY HOME COOKIN' RECIPE: Oatmeal Cake (Teresa Templeton)
1 1/2 cups oats
2 1/4 cup boiling water
      - let this stand for awhile, then add
1 1/4  sticks of butter
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup white sugar
2 eggs
2 1/4  cups flour
1 teas. baking soda
2 teas. cinnamon
1 teas. salt
1 teas. vanilla
1/2 cup nuts
Mix all the above together and bake at 350 deg for 35-45 mins

Topping-
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 stick butter
1/2 cup cocoanut
1/2 cup chopped nuts
2 Tablespoons milk

Cook all of this on top of stove until the sugar is dissolved.  You can add more, actually should double to make it really good.
Put topping on hot cake and put under broiler to toast cocoanut.

THANKS FOR VISITING AND HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Rules and Just Knowin's from Living in the Country

August 6, 2011
Well it has been a few days since I wrote - sometimes I get to busy.  I've been visitin' Nadine in the hospital and she has been entertaining the nurses and doctors with her stories and great humor.  She is doin' better. Doc told her that her jalopy is wearin' out and she needs an oil change ever once in awhile. 

So I was a thinkin' those ladies in New York and New Jersey - those "Real Housewives" have no clue.  I guess their rules are 1) don't steal your friends hair dresser, 2) don't wear the same dress twice, 3) don't shop at Walmart for your clothes, 4) don't pay any less than $150 for jeans.

Well, here are the rules and knowin's (things learned) of the Real Housewives of Rural Missouri:
1) Always do the Missouri wave when passin' a vehicle on side roads (left hand on wheel, last 3 fingers wave)
2) Don't hit those little turtles on the road
3) Turtles only cross the road for two reasons - sex and "It's gettin' ready to rain heavy"
4) When you return a dish or container to your neighbor - never return it empty, cookies will make them smile
5) When you see your neighbor's cows out - open the gate, chase them in and close the gate - then call them and let them know - let's hope those were their cows!!!
6) Don't go pickin' wild blackberries without puttin' Seven on your legs and arms - otherwise you are Thanksgiving for Chiggers - aka "No See Ums)
7) Put a radio out in your corn and turn it one at night to keep the raccoons away
8) Don't start your vegie garden until the wild blackberries start to bloom and the Hedge trees are budding in the Spring.
9) Plant your lettuce on the last snow fall in Spring - it buries the seed just fine
10) Shake out your Muck Boots before puttin's them on, might me a mouse in 'em
11) After some good long rains, don't go walkin' in your dirt garden unless you want to grow about 3 inches (mud on your boots that won't come off to easy)
12) When mowin' along the highway, make sure you stop when a car comes by as your mower is shootin' rocks
13) Dig out those Thistles before they bloom - always throw them away - don't burn them
14) In the Spring and Summer always check your body for ticks before you go to bed
15) Keep your dry goods in sealed  jars so mice won't get at them
16) When you dig your potatoes, cover them with straw outside for a week then put them in boxes under your bed - they will be good all winter

Well, there are a few rules and knowin's for living in Rural Missouri

GOOD OLE' COUNTRY RECIPE - Quickie Butterscotch Fudge
(unknown author)

1 pkg Butterscotch chips
1 cup peanut butter (crunchy of smooth)
1/2 cup chopped pecans
Melt chips in microwave, mix in peanut butter and pecans
Pour into 8x8 pan and refrigerate
Soooooooo Goood

Monday, August 1, 2011

A day in the life of..................August 1, 2011

Good Afternoon - I am not into blogging today but felt an obligation to just check in.  The weather is blistering - the local folks out here say they have never seen if this hot for so long.  I said that I didn't think that at the end I would bake to death - I would rather freeze to death.  We are watering our young trees, watering the vegie garden and the flower gardens.  


Nadine has fallen ill and she is in the hospital.  She is the type of person that you expect to be alive the rest of your natural life but she is 83 and her little body is in such bad shape.  She had diabetes, COPD, bad heart, a colostomy and who knows what else.  Went to see her today in the hospital and she is feeling better but losing blood and they don't know where.  She thinks she has a bleeding ulcer.  But you know she was feeling better because she started shouting orders at me and signing me up for her class to learn how to make her rolls (yum) and her beerrocks (Yum yum).  She says when she gets out I am to "git over to my house and sit your butt down and we are goin' ta cook."  Yes, Mam!!!!


Anyone reading this today, I would appreciate a little prayer for her.  She is a dandy.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

A day in the life of..................July 28, 2011

Well, it's been a few days since I posted- we had some afternoon storms come in and since we don't have DSL our here in the boonies - our satellite was not happy with the signal.  We are back working again.  Weather is still hot.  Someone asked me the other day if I was going to sell popcorn this year?  Ha!  Ya, and sun dried tomatoes and zucchini.  My maters are producing, slowly and the cucumber vines are about a foot and a half long - the ones in the house that I started are anxious to be put out - I will have to cover them with boxes for the first couple of days until they get used to the harsh summer.  Nadine, my mentor, told me, "Jest water those little boogers ever day - don't miss a day and thel be alrite."  Yes mam!.  So tomorrow - out they go. 

When I talked to her this mornin' she said she had a little adventure yesterday.  She went to town and when she got back one of the calves had gotten out under the hotwire gate and was in the yard and got tangled up in her white plastic chair that she sits in to clean the corn.  "I told that Dale (her son in law) that those calves was a gettin' out and he'd better get himself a gate put in ther befor they left for their cruise."  She said, "Well, he didn't a listen to me and that dang calf got out - got my corn cleanin' chair stuck on top of his silly head and ran back off into the pasture.  When I got home, he had the whole dang herd of cows runnin' from one side of the 120 acres to the tother.  Those cows was a runnin' and that dang calf was a chasin' them, back and a forth they went."  Dale got home a little while later and Nadine got onto him and he jumped his 4-wheeler and headed out the pasture.  Nadine says, "He was chasing that dang calf, the calf was chasin' those silly cows and nobody could catch anybody."  She said, "Dale finally got that dang calf pushed up to the house and corralled it and took my corn cleanin' chair off his fat head.  The chair was a fine and that calf was madder than hell." 

Well, today, the cows and calves are in the pasture and the corn cleanin' chair is back where it belongs.  I am scheduled to pick cucumbers with Nadine tomorrow mornin' and I will bring home a bag full so I can make some of my bread and butter pickles. 

I will get a picture of Nadine tomorrow and include it in my blog in the next few days. 

FARMER'S HOME REMEDY:  Don't keep your corn' cleanin' chair near the pasture.

No recipe today!
Thanks for visiting and hope you enjoyed the story.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

A Day In The LIfe Of.........July 23, 2011

Well, it' still hot but the whole southern part of Missouri are all outside doing rain dances.  There are thunderheads looming on the horizon and the weatherman says we are supposed to get rain tonight and tomorrow - but I am convinced our weathermen are drop outs from a community college somewhere.  They are never right and most often predicting a sunny day when it is pouring outside.  Hmmmmm. 

I checked all my struggling plants and trees this morning and they are doing okay.  I have a whole other vegetable garden inside the house in my window - tomatoes, pickling cucumbers and 2 watermelons.  They are doing well in the window but will be evicted soon as they are doing what they do best, growing.  After this hot weather breaks, I will find them a good home outside.  Hopefully, I will get some decent cucumbers so I can put up lots of pickles this year.  Everyone likes my pickles. 

Sewed most of the day yesterday making one more window curtain for my husband's bedroom/cave.  All the measuring and remeasuring, going up and down the stairs from sewing machine to his room and back - FINALLY finished and put them up.........they were two inches short.....DRAT!!!!  Well, we just lowered the rod and they fit fine.  So glad I don't earn my living making curtains.  Now I can make my kitchen curtains.  I knew if I didn't do my husbands curtain first I would not do it. I love making new kitchen counter curtains.  Will make a table cloth to match.  It is a real country kitchen - no kitchen cupboards, just shelves under the counter which I cover with country type curtains.  The rest of everything is in my huge walk in pantry, thank God. 

REMEMBERING.....1950
My earliest memory is from living in San Fernando Valley, Calif at the age of 3-4 yrs old.   Dad worked for Pacific Telephone on the test board and on Monday nights he would bowl with his co-workers.  Mom and I would go meet dad at his work and then go the bowling alley with him.  I remember one night when we arrived at the phone company(in Hollywood) and we were upstairs and we all leaned out the window and watched a parade - It was a political parade with General Eisenhower who was running for President of the U.S. Of course I had no clue who he was but remember it well.  My mom was about 6 or 7 months pregnant with my brother.

My dad's co workers would ask me, "What do you want, a baby brother or a baby sister?"  That would always piss me off because I was just fine being the only one.  But....I did have a couple of friends where we lived in the "projects" in San Fernando, who were black.  I really didn't know that there was any difference but thought they looked pretty being that color. I wanted to be that color.  So I would tell my dad's coworkers and anyone else who ventured to ask me that question, "I want a BLACK baby brother."  I was most determined. That became a little side show when we visited friends.  My dad would have them ask me what I wanted. 

Well, little did they know how decided I was.  The day came when my mom went to the hospital.  By then we were living with my grandparents in North Hollywood.  Dad arrives home with mom and this little bundle.  They come into the house, beaming with joy and placed my new little brother down on the couch and introduce me to my new little brother, Lynn.  I took one look at this little ugly pink thing crying and got mad.  I told them, "I don't like him, I wanted a black baby brother."  And then I stomped off.

Well, this is where rubber meets the road as far as deciding whether I had a good dad or not.  My wonderful dad, picked me up, gave me a big hug and said he would be right back.  Dad left the house and was gone for a short while.  When he returned he had a special little blanket covered bundle.  It was a little black baby doll.  He had gone to the section of San Fernando Valley, at that time, which was located literally across the railroad tracks where all the "black people live".  He went to a store there and bought this baby doll for me.

Well, that settled me down and now I had two baby brothers, one was white and the other was black. I grew up torturing my poor little brother.  We fought and teased each other and drove my mom crazy - but have an incredibly close loving relationship. The little black baby brother - well he never grew up and I wish I had him now for just memories. 

FARM HOME REMEDIES: Clear Thinking
To enable yourself to think more clearly, eat 3 pecan halves daily.

COUNTRY RECIPES - Steamed Cauliflower
I know - nobody likes Cauliflower BUT I have converted lots of folks who now eat Cauliflower a lot.
1 head of Cauliflower
mayonnaise
yellow mustard (or whatever flavor you like)

Pull all the green leaves off the Cauliflower and cut off the stem. 
Cover the Cauliflower with Saran and place it in a plastic bowl
Place the bowl in the microwave and cook on high for 12 mins.
Test the Cauliflower by sticking a knife in it and if it slides in without resistance it is
ready, otherwise cook a little longer.
Once the Cauliflower is done, keep covered until ready to eat.
Meanwhile, put a couple of tablespoons of mayonnaise in a small bowl and then add
mustard until the mixture turns yellow and you can taste more mustard than mayonnaise.
Blend together until smooth

Pull the Saran off the Cauliflower, cut in 1/4's or 1/8's

I guarantee you will like it.
Good Luck!!!

Thanks for visiting and come back soon!

Friday, July 22, 2011

A Day In The LIfe Of.........July 22, 2011

Well it is still hot - this is an extremely hot summer as predicted by the Farmer's Almanac.  I am starting to get some tomatoes - picked 4 today plus 1 zucchini.  The green peppers are on the bush but not ready for picken'.  My tomato plants are starting to do well and no more trouble with cutworms and there is lots of bird poop on the plants - the reason for no cutworms.  That discovery was made this year as I had only caged 4 of the plants and still had 4 to go.  The plants that were uncaged struggled with being devastated by cut worms.  The cages are 4x4 hog wire - 4 ft wide.  I cut a 5 ft section and join the cut ends so it forms a tall cylinder and place it over the tomatoes.  The birds come and sit on the wire and eat my cutworms. 

I started this blog as just a fluke because I am always telling funny stories about things that happen to me and people that have come in and out of my life.  Many folks have always told me I should write a book.  Well,  I have never thought I could do a book but decided to write my stories down so they could be passed on to my grandsons, Caelan and Vincent.  They have not been in my live since they were 18 months.  I have recently been allowed to reconnect with them on a limited basis as their mother is a difficult person and has many issues with me which are still undetermined.  I'm just a country girl that lives a fun and adventurous life.  She is very different and not approving.  Nuff said.

I wanted the boys (twins) to know who their grandmother is or was.  I wanted to share my stories, my thoughts, my adventures with them so they didn't have to rely on someone else's opinion whether it be good or bad.  I recently got to see them, now at the age of 11 yrs old.  They are both so beautiful, such different personalities and such strangers. 

Recently I spent two days with them and their father, my son.  We had a very good time but it was like spending some time with two little shy strangers. They didn't know me and kept their distance.  I expected that and just wanted to watch them, study them and get to know them.  It is very difficult to no know your grand babies.  I had all the expectations of any new grandparent.  I had such plans for adventures and fun things to do with them.  I was not blessed with that gift.  Soooo here I am blogging which will eventually be put in book form for my grand babies. 

That is it for today - got to get back to "junk on the bunk" upstairs.


FARMER'S HOME REMEDIES:
Out of WD40? Need to fix a squeaky hinge?  Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone.

COUNTRY RECIPE:
You guessed it - Yellow squash
Slice it lengthwise, coat it with olive oil, seasonings and place, face down on BBQ.  So good.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

A Day In The LIfe Of.........July 20, 2011

Well, yesterday I was makin' a cobbler with left over peaches and ran out of eggs.  So I called up Nadine.  It was around supper time (5pm).  They call lunch = dinner and dinner = supper out here.  The large meal of the day is dinner.  Not at my house!  Anyway, I hopped on  my 4-wheeler and took off across the pasture, took down the hot wire gate, got wet as I went across the "criver" (creek/river) and through the woods, tall with weeds and grass.  The grasshoppers are thick this time of year and they were hoppin' into the front of the 4 wheeler, on my head, down my blouse - all yellin' "git out of her way, look out, oh shit".  Got through the woods then into the back pasture to another hot wire gate that divides our property with Nadine's property.  Through another gate then on into a larger pasture where the cows were laid down in the shade of the Hedge and Pecan trees.  They didn't get excited.  Heck it was to hot to get excited.  They just laid there and chewed their cud.  Finally arrived at Nadine's little house.  It is an old 2 story house with a screened in backporch built on.  There is another screened in porch built on the other side of the house where her husband, Bill (deceased) would go to do his smokin'.  She calls it the "smokin' porch.  She uses it to store her cannin' jars and boxes and cages for her "girls" (her baby chickens).

Well, she had an old wooden framed screen door on her porch near the kitchen - it has on old rusty spring connected to it so when you open it and then let it go as you enter, it slams that screen door which announces your arrival or hits you in your rear if your not fast enough.  Her back porch has stacks of egg crates, old tin milk buckets with some old butcher knives in them., her potato fork, 2 or 3 pairs of old worn out shoes she wears in the garden, her chicken catchin' hook, an old shotgun, some old cuttin' boards for cleanin' the corn, 3 white plastic buckets for corn cleanin' times, some old dirty garden gloves with leather undersides for pulling "pig weed" which has thorns.  If her back door to the kitchen is closed, you  just look in, and generally see her sittin' at her table readin' the newspaper while she watches the news on a small old television which sets on an old white washed table in the corner.  I bang on the door and I hear, "Get in here and take a sit, girl."  Somehow she always knows who has arrived.  A clear plastic hose drapes from her nose and runs through out the house to her oxygen tank.  She looks at me, bangs the table marking the place she wants me to sit.  "What's goin' on girl? What you want?"  Then she laughs.

Nadine has a kitchen that has about 10 different designs of linoleum on the floor.  She tole me that when one spot wore out she'd find some and patch it.  All of her cabinets in the kitchen are all handmade and have numerous coats of paint on them - white washed.  Wooden knobs, linoleum counter tops which are well worn and edged with a metal edge which they did years ago.  There is a hot water heater that stands between her kitchen sink and old stove.  She has two - yes two refrigerators in her kitchen.  One is filled with eggs in cartons and other things she has gettin' ready to make - old bananas for banana bread, her yeast for her buns and bread makin'.  I don't know what she has in her other refrigerator but I am sure it is filled.  Her kitchen table has an old oilcloth table cloth on it.  Plastic table mats with daisies on them, sittin' in position.  Lots of mail, receipts, newspapers, medicine bottles, salt and pepper shaker, napkin holder, old scissors and a old parin' knife are all there to be used, when needed. 

Nadine tells me which eggs to get and then gives me an extra dozen free - She says, "ther' pullet eggs so use two when the recipe calls for one"(pullets are young hens - they have small eggs when they start laying). She charges $1.50 a dozen for her fresh eggs and I put $2 underneath her salt shaker.  She scurries to get change and I argue with her sayin' I must owe her for somethin'.  She gets mad every time and says, "hog wash", threatens to throw me out and then winks at me as she gives me my 50 cents.  Then she has to tell me all the gossip in town.  Her topics cover who is sick, who has died, whose sleepin with who, what kids have gone wrong, what crops are doin' well and when we will get to pick beans at the neighbors this year.  She then updates me on when we are goin' to collect water cress in the local stream, how the pecans are lookin' and if we will have a good crop this year, what the almanac says 'bout the weather and then her predictions of what kind of a winter we will have based on the woolly caterpillar she saw the other day. She had to give me the results of the slicing of the wild kumquat.  According to Nadine, when you slice it open the seeds make a design which predicts what kind of winter we are going to have - spoons = lots of rain, knives = ice storms, forks = snow.  So there you are - Who needs the weatherman on Channel 7. He is always wrong anyway.   Well, that is it for today - picked my 2 tomatoes, 1 zucchini and 1 cucumber - ugh!  I set my waters to help the trees during this hot time and now projects and chores inside until the sun sets tonight when I will go out again and work the garden, check my vegetables and watch the fireflies.

FARM HOME REMEDIES:  Heart burn
Natural honey for my heartburn home remedies:
Two teaspoon of pure, undiluted, unprocessed and unheated natural honey would reduce heartburn and acid reflux irritation if taken after meal because, it is well known for being an antioxidant, antiviral and antibacterial.

Baking soda, lemon juice and water:
This remedy for heartburn and acid reflux is the best in my opinion for temporary relief of heartburn. I would suggest that you perform this over the kitchen sink, as the fizzling of this flood would flood over the glass. First, get a tall glass, put two tablespoon of baking soda. Fill the glass ½ full with cold water. Pour one fresh squeezed lemon juice in the baking soda solution. Try to drink this as quickly as possible, as it is the fizz and water that will relieve your heartburn irritation. Note that this remedy produces sodium in the system.

Chamomile tea for heartburn relief:
Stress is a major cause to heartburn and acid reflux therefore; the relaxing properties of chamomile will help reduce your stress. Add two teaspoon of dried chamomile to about 1 ½ cups of boiling water. Let it seep for about 10 – 15 minutes, then stir and drink.

Organic Apple Cider Vinegar:
This method of home remedy for heartburn is very easy yet effective. Whenever heartburn symptoms occur, simply drink a teaspoon of organic apple cider vinegar and immediately wash it down with a glass of water. If you cannot find organic apple cider vinegar, regular apple cider vinegar will also work


COUNTRY RECIPES: Santa Fe Chicken
2 cans of corn (do not drain)
1 jar favorite salsa
Mozzarella cheese
1 can black beans (rinsed)
4 frozen boneless chicken breasts
Place corn, drained black beans, jar of salsa in casserole dish (or crock pot), place chicken on top, then cover with lid.  Bake 2 hrs in 350 deg. oven or 4 hrs. in crock pot or until chicken is done. Before serving, add mozzarella cheese on top of chicken.

Thanks for visiting and hope you enjoyed - I sure did!